Once upon a time, there was a Burger King.
This king fell in love with a Dairy Queen.
Both having royal blood, this called for a lavish ceremony.
The only appropriate venue, of course, was beneath the legendary Golden Arches.
The wedding was officiated by none other than Long John Silver, who, as a ship's captain, was legally able to marry the king and queen.
Standing next to the king as best man was the incomparable Colonel Sanders.
Once the bride and groom completed their vows and said, "I do," the Taco Bells rang in celebration throughout the land.
The happy couple waved good-bye as they boarded the Subway.
With a Sonic boom, they traveled to their honeymoon destination.
A year later, their royal couple made headlines when they adopted a little red-head named Wendy.
The princess received many gifts from the kingdom's subjects, including a Jack-in-the-Box and Checkers.