Josh's question: If you had to choose one, what character from The Goonies would you be and why?
Excellent question, Josh. I would absolutely want to be Brand. Sure he failed his driver's test, but he was older and cooler than all the other kids. I think Mikey would technically be considered the leader of their little gang, but who did they really look to when it was important? Who did the guys follow when it was time for a bathroom break? Also, who got the girl in the end? Yeah, I rest my case.