True story: Yesterday a man came in and handed me a wad of 20-dollar bills. "I think there's $300 there. I'd like to get three 100s. I have too much, it's making my wallet burst."
That is a problem that I would like to have. Instead of complaining about having too much money, maybe he should be embracing his apparent run of bad luck. Everything happens for a reason. Maybe God's given you more money than your wallet can handle for a reason. Maybe it's time to start giving some of that mad cash away to some of your more fortunate fellow man. When I say more fortunate, I mean those who are able to properly close their wallets.