Today I was out on the road and saw a car from Connecticut. And, as it often does, my mind wandered.
What do you call yourself if you're from Connecticut? I'm from Virginia, therefore, I'm a Virginian. If you're from New York, you're a New Yorker. So if you're from Connecticut, are you a Connecticutian? Connecticuter? Connecticon?
...Connecticon? That sounds like a new Transformer. No, a cross between a Transformer and Legos. It'll be the biggest thing next Christmas. Bigger than the Tickle-Me-Elmo ever was!